Sunday, August 31, 2008
Got to go bow hunt again
No that is not a tree!!! That's Deon in his hunting outfit. Cute huh?
Tuesday, August 19, 2008
Bow hunt
Monday, August 11, 2008
the Banister of Life
Maxine's slide down the Banister of Life
As You Slide Down the Banister of Life, Remember
1. Jim Baker and Jimmy Swaggert have written
An impressive new book. It's called
'Ministers Do More Than Lay People'
2. Transvestite: A guy who likes to eat, drink
And be Mary
3. The difference between the Pope and
Your boss, the Pope only expects you
To kiss his ring.
4. My mind works like lightning, One brilliant
Flash and it is gone.
5. The only time the world beats a path to
Your door is if you're in the bathroom.
6. I hate sex in the movies. Tried it once.
The seat folded up,the drink spilled and
That ice, well, it really chilled the mood.
7. It used to be only death and taxes
Were inevitable Now,of course, there's
Shipping and handling, too.
8.. A husband is someone who, after taking
The trash out,gives the impression that
He just cleaned the whole house.
9. My next house will have no kitchen - just
Vending machines and a large trash can.
10. A blonde said, 'I was worried that my
Mechanic might try to rip me off.
I was relieved when he told me all
I needed was turn signal fluid.'
11. Definition of a teenager?
God's punishment...for enjoying sex.
12. As you slide down the banister of life, may
The splinters never point the wrong way
Wednesday, August 6, 2008
Happy Birthday Mom
I have been having a lot of memories run through my mind today, and it (so far) has been nice, but I really miss being able to pick up the phone and say hi to her.
Mom...I know you are in a much better place and not hurting anymore, but I do miss and love you very much.
Happy Birthday!!
Love and miss you bunches
Fran
Monday, August 4, 2008
.burnin' down the house!.
Yes, you remember the song...I know it.
After Sunday nights wild roll into Karaoke, well...it just fits!
I did learn some things. Get Fran, Deon and Jess into a room and they KNOCK everyone out! You all sang great!
Me, Jason and the kids...we struggle. But snaps to the girls for trying! And a big thumbs down to the boy, who was grouchy as he can get. Darn him anyhow.
But the highlights...
Danny getting his junk nipped by Sarge. (Who wasn't intending to get junk, but maybe some foodstuff instead.)
Deon climbing the tree to get the shuttlecocks down! (Snapping branches, oh my!)
Fran posing for Badmitton!
And the best...flames! I've NEVER seen anyone shoot water into a grille to get flame broiled burgers. I nearly fell of my chair thinking a guy who had his hair burn almost off his head, would um...wanna be that close to flame!
Anyhow, it was another wonderful time spent with them. Any wonder I love them both so much...Deon and Fran are crazy! Cool! Fun and just awesome!
Enjoy the vivid recollections at this point...
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Friday, August 1, 2008
My Mom
I know that if it weren't for our moving and her giving me a "hard time" that I would not be the person that I have become. (even though Deon would like me not to talk to everyone)
I just wanted to write this and say THANKS Mom, for everything!! You made me a good person, by raising us right, and pushing us to do better. I will always miss you and you will always be on my mind. You are very special to me and even though we didn't say it much (until the last few years) I love you!!!